Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Not in love, per se… But I do like someone. And no, they don’t know.
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
I sure do…
Cheeks:Do you blush easily?
I don’t, actually! Last time I properly blushed was when I was 14. Someone asked me if I fancied a certain person and they were right. My face felt like it was on fire.